- Spring Lake Santa Rosa,

The Spring season has had its normal sightings of Mountain lions but last week it has also been the victim of an attack by one. It would appear some time past midnight mid week a man was attacked and killed by a Mountain lion. While the man, Thomas Ronald 24, was known to his friends to go out hiking late at night they don't know why he would have been out so late.

Murder on the Rise

Santa Rosa is quickly returning to its summer numbers for murders and missing persons. No less than three bodies have turned up in the last week. While two bodies were either found by a kind passerby or called in by a unknown caller to 911. These two victim while are currently being labeled as Murders are normal in cause compared to the brutal murder of a man who was tossed over a cliff out on the coast line. His body just made it to the ocean level and sat there for about two days before anyone noticed the birds that were circling around the area. These three murders along with a rise in other crime is of concern to the Police department.

“With these three murders, a number of drug over and six missing persons cases all just this last week we know that summer is here,” says Lieutenant Finn of SRPD, “and this is just the start. With the heat of summer comes the crazy behavior. Just think all this happened on a New Moon, imagine while it’s the height of summer’s heat and a full moon. Then we’ll be in for some trouble.”

The Murders are this last week are not being linked to the odd murders at the start of the month but for now police won’t completely rule out anything.

Mystery Illness

-Petaluma

A local man sits in a comma for over a week now. Henry Warren last week was rushed to the Petaluma hospital after having fallen unconscious while on his way home from work. His family, a wife and three children, are very worried about him as he has shown no sign of coming out of the comma.

"11 Dead as Sonoma Slayer Strikes The Elderly!"

Saturday, March 20, 2004

In the early hours of this morning, the Happy Apples Nursing Home was hit by a murderous force. Due to the tell-tale missing internal organs, Police have determined that the infamous Sonoma Slayer is the culprit. For the uninformed, the Sonoma Slayer has killed several people in the past few weeks, but this is the most heinous crime yet. The list of the dead is too long to list here; if a member of your family was at Happy Apples, please contact Sonoma County Sheriff. Police are pleading for anyone with any information to contact them, but so far it seems that all this county can do is pray that God will take this killer away from here.

[ooc: We join our program already in progress]

Reverend Bill: "And when Paul was struck blind by the Lord, his mission was given unto him: '...open their eyes and turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan to God, so that they may receive forgiveness of sins and a place among those who are sanctified by faith in me' (Acts 26:18). And Paul went to Damascus and prayed.

[Reverend Bill walks up and down the length of the stage, stopping at various people to tell the story directly to them]

RB: "And the Lord sent Ananias to tell Paul that he would be a witness to all people of what he had seen and heard. And Ananias said to Paul: 'And now what are you waiting for? Get up, be baptized and wash your sins away, calling on his name' (Acts 22:16). And Ananias baptized Paul, and laid his hands upon Paul so that he could be blessed with the Holy Spirit."

[Reverend Bill stops in front of one weeping woman and talks to her in a soft voice]

RB: "If even one who persecutes the children of God can be saved, can be baptized, and can become an instrument of the Lord's will, how can we turn our hearts from those who need us? How can we do any less then Ananias?"

[Reverend Bill stands and looks to the crowd]

RB: "I have spoken at length to one of the Damned..."

[Gasps of shock ripple through the crowd]

RB: "...and he has turned from the path of Evil! And he has made his peace with God! And the Lord was MERCIFUL unto him and redeemed him!"

[The camera pans the audience who are cheering, people faint, people cry, etc]

RB: "Let me tell you the story of Diego Del Toledo...a man of God who was turned to evil."

[Reverend Bill walks down the stairs and into the audience, stopping here and there to tell the story directly to his flock]

RB: "Diego was a good man, a man of God, a man who hunted the Damned and brought them to justice. You see, this was a family business for him...his family had brought Reckoning to the Damned for many many years. But eventually, one of the Damned, a foul and ugly thing with the visage of Satan himself, came upon Diego and took his soul from him and burdened it with Damnation."

[Gasps and cries from the audience]

RB: "Diego was renamed by the Damned so that he would not remember the Grace of God. And he went about, committing perversions, killing the faithful, and damning the faithful to the grip of the Damned. But...a spark of what Diego had been was still inside of him. And that spark brought him to us...to those that Reckon for the Lord."

[Murmurs and cries of "Praise Jesus" through the audience]

RB: "Diego came to me, his eyes filled with tears, and he said to me:'Reverend, I have sinned...I am Damned...please Reverend, let me make up for this. Let me prove to God that I love him. Let me atone for this evil, though my soul be well and truly Damned. And Diego and I spoke for many days and many nights...and I came to realize that his repentance was true. He told me of his life amongst the Damned and the foul mockeries they make of the Lord's children. He told me of their perverted revels, and their hiding places, and their names."

[A loud "Hallelujah!" comes from the back of the room. Reverend Bill smiles at the man and chuckles.]

RB: "Yes sirree brother, Hallelujah indeed. And Diego sank to his knees and asked me: 'Reverend Bill...I am afraid to pray to the Lord and ask for forgiveness. I am afraid that He will turn His head from me. Will you help me?' And I took his gnarled and misshapen hand, and I said: 'The lord is merciful and just Diego, and He will forgive you if you are truly repentant. So yes, I will help you pray.' And so we prayed, and the Lord took Diego up into his Grace and made Diego WHOLE AGAIN!!!"

[Cheers break out in the audience. Reverend Bill seems to become nearly Ecstatic in his conviction.]

RB: "So I say to you all: IF you would be free of your Damnation, IF you would be whole again, YOU MUST COME UNTO GOD and you must ASK HIS FORGIVENESS! And like Diego, God will save your soul and bring you unto your reward! But if you balk, if you revel in your darkness, there will be naught but His Wrath!! The one you called 'Prince Talon' is no longer a Damned sinner, he is once again Diego! He is beyond your grasp now! He is once again A FAITHFUL CHILD OF THE LORD!! COME UNTO THE LORD AND YOU MAY BE SAVED!!! Amen!"

[As the crowd cheers, the screen fades to black and the credits roll. Amongst the credits is the following, in larger then normal lettering:

"Special thanks to Brother Richard Banes and our faithful brothers and sisters at Bling-Bling Ltd. A special blessing upon you all for your faith and generosity in support for the Hour of the Reckoning".]

Police Release Details of Sonoma Slayer – March 1st, 2004

SANTA ROSA – Lock up your cats and dogs and keep your kids close, parents. The death toll has risen to 7 in what police believe to be a string of related incidents in Sonoma County this past month. A unknown individual, styled the “Sonoma Slayer” by locals, is suspected to be behind the ritual and gruesome killings of several SC residents, three of whom were young children and most of whom were under 18. The two adult victims were Nick Johnson, 50, of Mendicino, and Brian O’Brian, 49, of Sonoma. All victims were missing various internal organs. Police are looking for eye witnesses; if you believe you have seen related suspicious activity, call Sonoma County Sheriff at (***) ***-****.

Suicide Jumper Kills 2 – March 2nd, 2004

SANTA ROSA – A Santa Rosa woman jumped from the roof of the Roxy Theatre parking complex this morning, striking a theater patron and killing both instantly. The woman was identified as Midge Eaglefeather, 20, a local SRJC student. The victim was identified as James Goldenbeck, 34, of Lake County. Paramedics pronounced both dead at the scene. Friends of Ms. Eaglefeather noted that she had seemed depressed lately, but had a return of good spirits this past weekend. This is the latest in a recent rash of suicides and depression at SRJC. Services for Mr. Goldenbeck will be held Friday. Anyone with information regarding Ms. Eaglefeather should contact Santa Rosa PD Detective Holden Johnson at (***) ***-****