Environmental News

May 29th, 2002 – Eureka

A Mendocino County Logging company who’s record on environmental issues is less than stellar, finally admitted to problems with one of their sites.

“We appear to have a crazy nature group that likes hurting innocent men while they try and earn a living,” Spokesman Greg Besbin said in a press conference, “We find it impossible to understand why anyone would hurt our business. We have every right to make money just like any other red blooded American.”

The causes of the press conference was due to reports of loggers being rushed out of the Beta Site with wounds from their own saws. Insiders’ say that the tress on Beta Site have been spiked making it nearly impossible to continue logging the area until it can be cleared.