Santa Rosa - Sutter Medical Center

Vampire Baby

Two babies born within days of each other seem to have the same odd family trait. Fangs. That’s correct; Vampire babies in Santa Rosa. It is believed that these babies share the same Father, based on descriptions by the two Mothers and the Fangs. It would appear that a total of three children have been born in Sonoma County with K9’s right out of the womb. One of the families involved hired a Private Investigator to find the father of his daughter’s child and the PI ended up finding two other women that this Mystery man seems to have gotten “in a family way.”

The important part of this is that the Mystery Father seems to have some disease that he is passing on to his off spring. It is as yet unknown if this blood disease will impact the new born babies but for use the father is suffering from type of sickness. We are asking anyone who has information about a Joel Rudinow please contact the paper and we will connect you with the PI.

Santa Rosa –

Marriage Boom. Boom! Yes, that’s right there seems to be a flood of couples getting married this year. Churches are completely booked up till the end of August 2003 with a wedding or two happening at every major Christian church in town every weekend from now till then.

Petaluma –

Everyone’s favorite hometown boy isn’t letting this spooky holiday season get anyone down. While Halloween is for some an evil Pagan night, or for the Police Devil’s Night for Petaluma this year it’s going to be a Party.

John Lincoln is opening up the Petaluma Fair Grounds and putting up three giant circus tents that will be up for three days. (10/30/02 to 11/1/02)

“When I was a kid my parents took me to my school for a Halloween and I would dress up as a cowboy.” Mr. Lincoln told reports. “There were games, decorations and good times. It was a warm safe feeling that everything was going to be fun. I’m going to give the city that again.”

The tents which will have party games like: Bobbing for Apples, Apple-Snapping,

Pass the Orange, Push the Peanut, Peanut Sipper, Air Balloons and many others. The theme of straw and Harvest will be everywhere. A good old fashion time will be had by all.