Name: Carlos Sosa
Agent Identification Code: CK
Unit Classification: Saxopholoist
Background Analysis: Probably Ugly Americans most nefarious member, CK grew up in one of Brooklyn's oldest crime families where he was taught the tricks of the trade. While being groomed to be the next head of the family, his interest began to stray from that of his brothers. After visiting one of the local exotic dance clubs at the tender age of twelve he knew where his passions lay. He gave up the family business and headed out to San Francisco where he opened the first of many Grooveline Gentlemen's Clubs. He became extremely wealthy and spent most of his free time on a 45 foot sailboat he called the "Spanish Fly". There was still something missing in his life and it was not until he was given a saxophone for his twentieth birthday that he knew what it was. He became extremely skilled at the instrument and decided to journey to Austin, Texas to play. There he started the Grooveline Horns and eventually joined up with Ugly Americans. While not performing he mainly recruits women for his Grooveline Clubs out west. CK enjoys Chitlin Tacos, Pornography and his favorite expression is "Bounce Your Ass!"
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