| Background Analysis: |
When No Stops For Pops says, "I'm not a doctor but I'd be happy to give you a checkup!" he's not fucking around. Born Laureen No Stops for Pops Alfonso Peachtree III in Austin, Texas, No Stops is often quoted as saying, "My Daddy was a rattlesnake and my momma was the fourth of July." This would explain his penchant for being quick with the tongue as well as with his picking fingers. This unique gift helped him win the 1988 race for Governor of Mississippi. After serving only three days he was forced to resign after he reportedly referred to his penis as "Super Sabado Sensacional" on The Larry King Show. With his political future looking a bit grim, he turned to his love for small animals for comfort and began his own petting zoo. He would croon bedtime songs that he had written on the washtub bass to his beloved little critters at night. One night, as he lay beside his furry brethren, Ugly Americans happened to be passing through town and overheard his lovely lullabies. They soon convinced him to join they're fraternity and the rest is history. |
