| Background Analysis: |
As a child Snizz was found on the island of Galapagos. No one knows how he got there or where he came from. Having had no contact with human beings, he had learned how to communicate to the wildlife there using his own language. To this day he will occasionally break into this strange form of communication. Besides having extremely bizarre speech patterns, he also had developed a highly advanced form of percussive expressionism known throughout the world today as "the Variagroove". This keen sense of rhythm led him to form his first group, Crank That Crapper. This much beloved band toured most of South America and eventually parts of Texas. Tragedy befell the band just outside of Austin, in the form of their van spontaneously combusting, killing all of the passenger save the Snizz. Heartbroken, yet resilient, Snizz knocked about for a few years before eventually becoming one of the founding members of Ugly Americans. Snizz is a Leo, loves food, Lynard Skynard and shaved genitals. |
