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the scientists weighed it they couldn't believe it that a normal human being could've concieved it it looked quite normal all lumpy and round but it weighed an incredible 120 pounds was there bricks inside it (noone could say) was there gold in the middle (or a little chevrolet) nobody had an answer nobody could explain the secret of the one hundred and twenty pound brain the people went crazy (the people went loco) when they heard the big story they all wanted to see it cause it sounded quite gory the president shouted when he was contacted we must find out about it i think it must be extracted was there secrets inside it nobody could say maybe the answers to the questions that just won't go away nobody had an answer nobody could explain the secret of the one hundred and twenty five pound brain now there must've been a whole lotta information inside that big old beast there must've been all the telephone numbers of all the people living in Texas inside at least it must have known where all the keys had been lost at and maybe those missing socks it must have been out of the ordinary maybe even a little unorthodox so they probed and they prodded (they pricked and they pried) with their space age machines (they spooned and they spied) and they mumbled and they nodded and they scratched their beans cause it was the same color (and same size and shape) as a regular brain(slightly bigger than an ape) it was a buck and a quarter (of LB's) that they couldn't explain was there a little secret city somewhere deep in the core or a mighty metal monster behind a big oak door nobody had an answer nobody could explain the secret of the one hundred and twenty five pound brain |
