The Scabs "more than a feeling"
Lyrics by Bob Schneider
The Headless Samuraii of Oatmogie Oklahoma
He's a crazy mother fucker who just woke up from a coma
He's screaming and he's dreaming and he just can't get to bed
He's a man on a mission yeah he's got to get a head
But his head's in Pasadena in a pipe shop in the mall
And his skin has been removed and he has no brain's at all
His head's a candleholder on sale for twenty bucks
And there's a goofy kid named freddy and he couldn't give a fuck
That's the Headless Samuraii of Oatmogie Oklahoma
A crazy mother fucker who's heart has turned to stonea
He's crazy and obsessed and his pencil's full of lead
He's a man on a mission yeah he's got to get a head
But his head's in Freddy's living room on his fucked up T.V. set
He's smoking dope out of a coke can and he's lighting up a cigarette
He's checking out his purchase with its bony toothy grin
And he swears that candleholder's staring back at him
And he's getting a little freaked out but he says it's just the pot
So he blows it off and goes to bed after smoking quite a lot
And sometime in the morning maybe three thirty or four
He hears a loud noise on his patio and then someone's at the door
It's the Headless Samuraii of Oatmogie Oklahoma
And now that crazy mother fucker's come to get just what he wantsa'
He's screaming and he's woken freaked out freddy from his bed
Cause he's a man on a mission he's just got to get ahead
So Freddy's pretty paranoid but invites the stranger in
Even though it's getting late and he doesn't have a head
But the Samaraii sees his barren skull and he screams that fucker's mine
And Freddy says easy hommie you can have it just unwind
I see you've lost your head I've done the same it's no big deal
Just smoke this crazy north slope trip weed and then see how you feel
He did and felt much better and they chilled and drank some wine
And they talked about the future and they listend to some tunes
And that's how the Headless Samuraii from Oatmogie, Oklahoma
Got his head back even though its just a big old hairless bone-ah
He's laughing and he's chilling and he's higher than a kite
And he doesn't have to get a head and everything's alright.
