Pudding and Cheese
The Scabs "Freebird"
Lyrics by Bob Schneider

i was free form finger fucking frieda
late one fiery friday night
my hands were getting lazy
but i was driving frieda crazy
so i free form fucked her till the morning light

i was basically bombing betty's butthole
in the backseat of her daddy's big black benz
i was huffin and a moanin
she was snortin and a groanin
and i fucked that freaked out freshmen to a frenz

i was eating edna's extra enchiladas
easily the best i've ever had
they were creamy and delicious
and i would've licked her dishes
but we were rudely interupted by her dad

i like pudding i like cheese
i like your momma on her knees
i like cake and candycorn
your daddy watches kiddieporn
i like pudding i like cheese
i say welcome thanks and please
i like springtime i like fall
i like coming when you call

i was lickin linda's lovely little lemons
while we were lollygagging lying by the lake
i told her they were zesty
and she got a little testy
so she whipped me up a see ya later shake

i was sixtynining sexy sarah sandler
when she went ahead and broke her magic spell
i was out in outer space
when she farted in my face
and my god i thought and died and gone to hell

i was teething traci's tiny suntanned titties
while she was doing sonething crazy with my nuts
i said baby where're you going
she said boy you'll soon be knowing
then she plunked her pudgy pinky in my butt

i like ice cold lemonade
i like coke and gatorade
i like frying in the sun
i like having too much fun
i like having sex with mom
because that woman's quite the bomb
i like playing with my balls
but i like coming when you call