Sloppy Jalopy
The Scabs "Freebird"
Lyrics by Bob Schneider

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They call me Sloppy Jalopy
I got a whole lot in my head
I never get up early baby
just to get out of bed
I eat the jalapeno yes I do
and then I take a creamy dreamy
hot stinky poo

They call me Sloppy Jalopy
I eat ice cream with my honey
She makes me laugh sometimes
because you know she's so funny
They call me Sloppy Jalopy
I've got t he barbecued buns
because I wear no panties
when I back in the sun

I pick my nose clean baby
roll the boogers in a ball
and I flick 'em at people
when I go to the mall
I got a biig pair of shorts
and they're cut off way below the knees
I keep my pockets filled up
with macaroni and cheese

I watch the Larry King
so I can fall right to sleep
My girlfriends got taste because
she thinks I'm a creep
I don't watch the news
because I can't stand the sports
and my favorite companions
are usually sold in cold quarts

I don't take no showers
cause I'm a natural dude
but I do change my mind
because I hate to be rude
I love to do the lambada
but I don't do it very well
and my hair's always perfect
because I use the styling gell

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Last updated on: March 10, 2000.