Who Got the Goodies?
The Scabs "Freebird" Lyrics by Bob Schneider

who got the goodies?
scabs do!
who always sport the woodies?
scabs do!
so why you wanna settle for a snack?
when you can have the whole buffet

there's a brand new dance that i learned form juanita
it ain't the huckleberry stomp it ain't the gaffed benita
it's a brand new dance called the turkey smerf
it'll tighten your pants and put a smile on your earth

who got the goodies?
scabs do!
who always got the pudding?
scabs do!
so why would you wanna settle for a snack?
when you can have the whole buffet