Wiggle My Dizzy Stick
performed by The Scabs and Lonelyland
Lyrics by Bob Schneider

oh, i know you're tryin to drive me crazy
and i know you're doing a good job, baby
i know i just can't feel my fingers
this feeling that you're filling me up with it lingers

oh, i don't mind but it takes me by surprise
and i don't mind cause it leads me to your door
when you wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my dizzy stick, baby
when you wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my dizzy stick oh, you drive me crazy
wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my dizzy stick, baby... tonight, yeah
baby tonight yeah

and i know you're just tryin to make it all better
tryin to make me up and forget her
you're wrappin me up in your fancy affairs
with all your philosophies got me caught up unawares

and i don't mind it just makes me think much harder
and i don't mind but it makes me wish i were smarter
when you wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my dizzy stick, baby
when you wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my dizzy stick oh, you drive me crazy
wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my dizzy stick, baby... tonight, yeah
baby tonight yeah

there i'm falling and the telephone keeps ringing
i pick it up and it's like angels singing
but it's just you singing me happy birthday
but my birthday's at least two months away

and i don't mind but it makes me think much harder
no i don't mind cause it leads me to your door
yeah you wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my dizzy stick, baby
c'mon wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my dizzy stick oh, you drive me crazy
c'mon wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my, wiggle my dizzy stick, baby
baby, tonight, yeah
baby, tonight, yeah