WELOME TO THE PHYSICS DEPARTMENT
THE QUARK ISOLATOR AT BETSY'S APARTMENT
THE QUARK STORAGE RING AT THE MIDWESTERN CAMPUS
UPQUARK-DOWNQUARK COLLIDER AT EUROPEAN CAMPUS
The designers employed fuzzy construction techniques. The picture is in focus.
SPLASH DOG GUARDS SITE
THE SPLASH DOG IS A GIFT FROM THE ZEPHYR BUBBLE.
QUARKS ARE TRANSFERRED FROM BETSY'S APARTMENT TO THE MIDWESTERN STORAGE RING AND FROM THE MIDWESTERN STORAGE RING TO THE EUROPEAN COLLIDER VIA MICRO-TRANSFER-BOOTHS DONATED BY THE GALACTIC TRADIG COMMISSION.
THE STORAGE RING IS EQUIPPED WITH QUASI-THERMAL STRING MAGNETS AND IS PUMPED BY A STRING MAGNETRON. THESE CLASSICAL STRING DEVICES WILL SOON BE REPLACED BY NEWSTRING UPGRADES.
THE NEUTRON COLLIDER WAS PRODUCING UNACCEPTABLY LOW YIELDS BECAUSE OF THE DIFFICULTY OF STEERING ELECTRICALLY UNCHARGED PARTICLES. THE UNEQUAL CHARGES OF UP AND DOWN QUARKS POSED CHALLENGES WHICH WERE NOT INSUPERABLE. SOME OF THE STAFF FEARED THAT ISOLATING QUARKS COULD POSSIBLY DESTROY THE GALAXY, BUT OH, WELL…. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, RIGHT?