HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
WANTED
* For conspiracy to expose fictional international government conspiracies
* For conspiracy to demonstrate artificial intelligence
* For conspiracy to write a futuristic thriller novel, The Forge of Mars
* For conspiracy to arrange words in a suspicious order
* For conspiracy to write science fiction without a license
Aliases: Bruce J. Balfour, B.J. Balfour, "Big Mojo" Balfour, "Lord" Balfour, Lenny the Toothpick, Roger the Reader
DESCRIPTION
| Date of Birth: May 8, 1958 | Place of Birth: Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA, Earth |
| Hair: Brown with the occasional distinguished fleck of silver which is entirely unrelated to age | Eyes: Usually Blue (one on each side of nose), but sometimes Red |
| Height: 6' 3" but objects in mirror may be closer than they appear | Complexion: Light (basically nocturnal, skin bursts into flame in sunlight) |
| Weight: 185 to 200 pounds, depending on whether he's been on a cruise recently | Sex: Male |
| Occupation: Word Arranger (see "History") | Nationality: American |
| Scars and Marks: None visible, except for chip implant at base of skull. Brother's name is Mark. | Identifying Traits: Annoying |
HISTORY AND REMARKS
Bruce Balfour should be
considered artificially intelligent and dangerous, having been trained in
AI and employed in that field by NASA. He sold his first short stories to
Twilight Zone Magazine in 1982. As he is unable to hold a job, he's
been a test driver, freelance journalist, comic book writer, strategic planner,
systems manager, software development manager, and computer game designer
with bestselling titles such as Neuromancer, Wasteland, The Dagger of Amon
Ra, and Outpost. His first novel was Star Crusader. He lives in
a think tank slightly north of San Francisco with his wife, two stepdaughters,
dog, hedgehog, and numerous voices in his head. He has traveled extensively
at ground level throughout the United States, Canada, Mexico, the UK, Jamaica,
Haiti, and the Yucatan Peninsula. He has also traveled extensively at high
altitudes aboard NASA's Kuiper Airborne Observatory.
CAUTION
Bruce Balfour is being sought for his role in writing numerous books, then trying to sell them to consumers through bookstores and websites. When spotted in public, he is known to be notoriously approachable and willing to sign books at the drop of a hat, whether or not he wrote the book or the owner wants to have it signed. He has been known to speak to groups of humans, or animals if necessary, on a variety of subjects related to his writing.
For additional information,
go to www.brucebalfour.com
You can write to Bruce Balfour at bruce@forgeofmars.com
REWARD
Honesty is its own reward. Or you can buy one of Bruce's books.
NASA FILE PHOTO
NASA file photo with suspect
identified. Enhanced image below.
Suspect in disguise with
glasses and extensive facial hair.
