Nov. 9, 2003 1:34 AM Oh Gosh, it's been a while since I updated. Eep! So I saw the Matrix Revolutions on Wednesday. It's not as good as I was hoping, but the nerd in me still loved it very much! If you haven't seen it yet, go now 'cause dammit I said so.Last night was HILARIOUS. It all started with me, Ally, Bob, and Dave's friends playing drinking games. This one guy Tony offered 20 bucks for someone to go and pee in Maureen's fish tank, and of course Ally took him up on the offer. So she runs into the bathroom and comes out with a cup of clearish liquid. Dave takes a look and calls bullshit, saying there's no way it's real urine. So we offer Dave 10 bucks to take a drink, and he actually puts the cup up to his mouth and takes a sip!!!! Sure enough it was real, and now we can make fun of Golden Shower Dave for the rest of his life. Nov. 1, 2003 11:37 PM Hi everybody! Halloween was fun times, but man the weather SUCKED. It was hot all week, but of course when Halloween comes around it starts pouring rain. AND WHY OH WHY DOES EVERYONE GIVE OUT TOOTSIE ROLLS. Seriously, does anybody actually like those things??? Today was pretty laid back, jammed with the band, spent time with Ally, did some shopping and watched TV. Matrix Revolutions comes out in like 3 days, YAY! I can't wait. I've been getting some customer service training at work, and they tell us that you should always sandwich NEGATIVE words between POSITIVE phrases. Let's try it! I love kicking your dumb bitch ass because flowers smell nice! It makes me feel good when your a hairy monkey and thats terrific. All you have to do is follow these simple rules and you'll never offend anyone, apparently. Oct. 30, 2003 11:13 PM Well I woke up and I still have 10 toes, no indian curses yet! woohoo. We went to skateland tonight, it was pretty darn fun actually. Since it was halloween most people dressed up, I don't think I remember the last time I saw so many girls in mini skirts. I STILL have a few pumpkin beers left, so don't be shy, come and take one. Or two. Or all four. Really. Tommorows Halloween, I can't wait! Me and Ally are dressing up as doctor and (sexy)nurse, then goin trick or treating with some friends. Should be a blast, I'll make sure I put some pics up. Oct. 29, 2003 10:08 PM Today I actually thought to ask my boss why our office building is covered with wierd tribal sculptures: "This land used to be an indian burial ground. The local native americans were upset, so we allowed them to come in and decorate place." Greaaaaaaaaat. So if I accidently spill my soda on Chief Running Bull's grave, i'm gonna wake up with 15 toes and an uncontrollable urge to wear moccasins. Nothing like a good indian curse to start your day! Oct. 28, 2003 11:18 PM Happy 2B Hardcore Rules! *Dances in chair* Anyways. Me and Ally carved pumpkins today, they came out crazy good...especially Oogie Boogie Man from Nightmare Before Christmas. I'll put pics up tommorow for anyone that cares. And if you're gonna carve your own pumpkin, you HAVE to go to this site. October sooooo kicks ass. See i've got this pumpkin obsession, and this is the ONLY time of the year they ever make pumpkin ice cream and pumpkin beer. Thats right, Pumpkin freakin BEER. I bought some at the store today, and lol this is some of the wierdest stuff i've ever had in my life. At first it kinda tastes like pumpkin pie, but after you swallow it has this yummy throw up after taste. MMMMmmmmm. If you want one let me know cuz I don't think i'm gonna finish the six pack. That's it for now, late~ Oct. 26, 2003 10:03 PM Unless you've been living in a cave*, you've prolly heard about all these wildfires spreading all over California. I live near one of em, and ya I can tell you they are pretty gay. It's literally raining ash right now, whenever I step outside I feel like i've walked into a giant ash tray. Hmmph. Oh yeah, we didn't even get to jam today!
They were evacuating houses that were REALLY close to Omid's house, so he wouldn't come over. A band is kinda pointless without the drummer, so we just screwed around for a while and called it a day. Oh well, I guess next weekend. A couple of rats made it into our house recently, eww!!!! It was really funny because our two female roommates were SO scared of hurting them. Instead of buying your old school snap their neck when they take the cheese trap, they bought these wierd ass sticky pads that the rat gets stuck to, but don't get hurt. So sure enough one of the rats gets stuck to the pad, and shadow (my roomie's 150 lbs dog) comes along, eats his head, and leaves. Wayyy to go Maureen, i'm so glad we bought these special humanitarian traps. *If you do live in a cave, i'd love to hear how you get your internet access to read this page. Oct. 26, 2003 1:15 AM I'm back. Wow it's been a while. I got home tonight and decided it was time to start updating again, don't ask why. Actually you can ask why, i'm just not gonna tell ya.
ANYWAYS. Tommorow me and my band are gonna be jamming and recording, fun times! Chris from Strung Out is gonna come over and watch, Bob is gonna be nervous since they both play bass. We've got some good material to record, so once it's all edited i'll be sure to post it here or over at HopeUnknown.com. Nothing too exciting has happened this weekend. I mostly hung out with Ally, who I love more than anything. The two of us saw Scary Movie 3 with Bob and Dave last night, which is SO FREAKING GAY I can't even begin to explain it (see the chart for more details.*) I was really bummed too, cuz I love the old ones. I'm tired. It's bedtime. G'nite.
The Trial By Fire

Ally carving "Zero" from Nightmare Before Christmas
Cutest.
Kitty. Ever.

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