Robert E. Weimer
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GREETINGS!
Those of you who already know me may be greatly surprised to find that I have made the jump to cyberspace, but never the less, here I am. To those of you I have not had the pleasure of meeting, don't listen to those other people! They are known to greatly exaggerate my exploits for the purpose of their own aggrandizement! They may tell you that I once did this or that unusual thing or another. They will revel in your expression of shock and dismay at the thought of a human being exhibiting such bizzare behavior. Well, I am here to tell you that if you didn't hear it from me, it's simply not true. I would never think of acting in an inappropriate manner. I challenge all comers to give proof of these outlandish allegations....
(This is the sound of clambering from those assembled)
OK! OK! I GIVE UP! I DID IT! I'M SORRY AND I'LL NEVER DO ITAGAIN!
And besides, that was the "old" Bob. The new and improved version has learned a sense of civility and demonstrates it whenever reminded. Now that we have dispensed with the apology let's get on with the show.....
No, this is not a picture of me, but, if I was blond and bearded and owned a pair of those cheesy, mirrored sunglasses it might look like me. No, this guy is straight out of the Netscape Navigator v3.0 "Gold" edition "Homepage" template. If you have a Netscape browser you can access the template while browsing the Netscape home page (http://home.netscape.com)by clicking on File | New Document | From Template. Then you can select any number of useful templates from which to create your own web document or, if that is too difficult, you can just click on this charming gentleman's face and we will make the jump for you.
You will have to make the jump to my Resume page to see what I really look like.
You can click on any of the following highlighted and underlined topics to learn more about my innermost feelings and secrets!
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This page last updated on June 1, 1998.
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