What is a Twink?

    (1) Twinks claim to be the best, fastest, strongest, quickest character on the MU*. (Claiming to be the best at anything is just -WRONG-.)

    (2) Twinks are an uncreative bunch of war monkeys with one-dimensional concepts: POWER combat characters. (Hack'n'Slash MUD cadets.)

    (3) Twinks, being the generous little turds they are, will save you the trouble of posing by including your failure to dodge or parry their attack in their own pose. ("Power-Posing" is a *no-no*.)

    (4) Twinks are amazingly resilient, as even the rare attack they allow to land has little to no effect. (Called "Consent Twinking".)

    (5) Twinks fail to comprehend simple concepts like: "Policy", "Rules of the Game", and "Fair Play". (Eternal Newbies.)

    (6) Twinks claim to have powers and abilities that they never told any Admins about. (Called flat out LYING, folks.)

    (7) Twinks will enter your private rooms, take your objects, and spy on you without asking for your consent. (Common decency, anyone?)

    (8) Twinks muster up an army of alts with which to get information that their main character wouldn't be able to otherwise get, to gang up on their enemies using "superior numbers", and to get around quotas and other policies. (If you don't have friends, make your own!)

    (9) Twinks, being sociopathic dweebs, will brag about how many players they've annoyed and characters they have killed, rather than people that they know and influence they have. (Why do they MU*, anyhow??)

    (10) Twinks CHEAT, Twinks ANNOY, and Twinks FRUSTRATE other players.

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