Welcome to my shitty 950 square foot condo in Campbell, California. My parents bought it in 1987 as a small home to live in
before they got married. Well, finances didn't work out and we ended up stuck here. The house isn't worth enough to sell,
and we will probably never move. The fun part is that my mom is a compulsive shopper. She buys anything she likes, whether
we have money or not. As a result, our house has TONS of shit in it. Everything I own is huddled by the computer except for
my bed based on a terms of agreement that the computer is fucking mine. So, here's a 92 picture tour of my humble home.
Enter the kitchen?
Thanks to Imageshack for hosting all this shit.
Directory:
Kitchen
Living Room
Dining Room
Downstairs Bathroom
Upstairs
Upstairs Bathroom
Master Bedroom
My Bedroom
Backyard
Some quotes of wisdom:
Jesus H. That rivals the goon that posted his parents cluttered-up house not too long ago. How can you STAND all that shit everywhere? ~~ oregontrail
I'm still not sure how you do it. That much clutter I think would drive me clinically insane, or at least turn me claustrophobic. ~~ combo
What does your Dad think about all of that? Also, what is their justification for using your room as a storage space? Did you ever protest? ~~ oneliveronion
Aggro, dude, that is fucking INSANE. I would tweak out if I were ever surrounded by that much... stuff. Granted, I'm a bit of a spartan, but that's just so excessive. ~~ n2o
Holy shit, someone needs a serious intervention. Who the fuck dusts in your house? That's like a full-time job in itself! dude, just start ebaying the crap out, little by little - she'll never notice... ~~ cheesebot
Dude, I'm even going to spell it out, WHAT THE FUCK? ~~ Lagerlvr
I couldn't live in that room. Jesus, if they sold everything they could probably buy a new place. Oh... does your mom like coke? ~~ Shawnatrip
I laughed so hard when I got to the master bedroom, just because the caption and the pictures worked so well. Honestly...how...does one...collect all of this, let alone live day to day with everything? I can't fathom. ~~ tmfool
tell your mom about this site www.ebay.com she could sell her furbys there for 50 cents each and make enough money to buy a vacuum cleaner. ~~ yourface
My mom was EXACTLY like that with our place. I moved out immediately after my high school graduation, and by immediately, I mean like directly after the ceremony. I feel your pain. ~~ dave_o
Aggro, holy shit that is too much crap for one house. I wish you luck in surviving your final 398 days living in that. Goddamn. ~~ dreammasah
Aggro, posts like yours remind why I purchased an account here. Absolutely classic. ~~ Eddie501
Your mom needs some serious mental help, that shit's not normal. ~~ Chris Knight
Your house is like an antique store or a flea market. I would have fun walking through it with a shopping cart (well, basket I guess since there doesn't appear to be room for a cart). If your mom ever decides to sell any of her massive amounts of coca-cola merchandise, let me know. I will buy it. Not all of it though, because there's no way I'd ever have enough space for all of it. Also, I think she is a compulsive hoarder. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsive_hoarding ~~ Lauren HaguPie
Holy shit, dude. That's incredible. My mom's house has a lot of crap, and probably just as much filth and dust as yours does...but that is an award-winning amount of bric-a-brac, trinkets, and knick-knacks. Wow. I sure hope your family does NOT recieve any gifts around Christmas. ~~ Katherine
I'm sorry dude, that is fucking documentary material right there. At first I was like, "Oh, look, a Coca-Cola collection... tacky, but that's cool. (clicks on next few sections) What in the mother fuck!" My wife was looking on in absolute terror. I was fearful of several of the dolls myself... not to mention some of the clowns and furbies. See, the thing is that I know you love your mother, so I feel for you and the shit you must go through. You probably don't want to break her heart and tell her how fucking nuts she is. It's quite a quandry. Oh well, go to college and for God's sake keep your room clean. Remember, if you ever have more than two of the same thing yourself, you're starting the vicious cycle all over. ~~ The Vincester
I feel sorry for you. I would go insane living there. I mean, I don't think I have ever seen any one person collect that much random shit before. You should somehow accidentally set the house on fire. You mom is perhaps crazy? ~~ Doronin
Wow. Your room is insane. WTF is with the coke fetish? ~~ rhyme
Can I kill you, and your family? I mean it's not like I have anything against you guys, I just can't stand the fact that someone has to live in that horrific mess. It would be a mercy kill. ~~ blitzoid