Welcome to my page. Actually my name is Jeffrey, but since I think the two f's are redundant and a waste of space and redundant, I took to calling myself Jef. Besides... it looks cool in print, sounds the same and takes less time to type.
I am adjusted and socially adapted (there are no legitimate restraining orders against me at the present time and, to the best of my knowledge, my criminal record is impeccable).

Remember when Homer Simpson tried to fix the toaster but accidentally invented a time machine and went back in time and totally screwed up history by killing prehistoric insects and animals?
Even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways we cannot imagine.
I learned my lesson: Next time I travel back in time, I'll step on everything!
They say we must fight violence with violence. That's not true. We must fight violence with education.
Today, the only solution I see is thousands of small revolutions. I believe in the revolution of the barrios. You and I can't change the world, but we can change ourselves. We can change our own families, and we can even change our own neighborhoods. There, nobody has excuses.
José Manuel Chao (aka Manu Chao) - Próxima Estación: Esperanza (Next Stop: Hope)
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act."
"All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting."
George Orwell


| Mannequin | Mischa, Simba and Cat |
| New Volkswagens | Miguel the Macaw |
| Rhinos in Love | R2 and Bessie |
| Unleashed | Goddess (en preparation) |
| Other Stuff |
(totally wasted bandwidth!) |
| KT7/KT7A BIOS' | BootBlock Recovery |
| Patio - Spring 2007 | Country Club Drive Directory |
Why have so many people visited my page? Just what are they looking for?... I never promised meaningful content... I'm just a guy from Burbank, California, who likes to play with pictures.
It thoroughly amuses me that some might expect me to put this space to good use. However, I do consider my amusement a purpose.