Yes No
1.  Ever tried alcohol?  1 point
2. Ever been drunk?  2 points
3. Ever play drinking games?  2 points
4.  Ever fall down because you drank too much?  3 points
5.  Ever drink enough to throw up?  4 points
     bonus: Throwing up on another person...  1 point
6. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?  5 points
7.  Ever been forcibly removed from a bar?  8 points
8. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl?  5 points
9.  Do you drink regularly/ at least 3 times a week?  3 points
10.  Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?  4 points
11.  Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?  2 points
12.  Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?  1 point
13.  Ever try pot?  4 points
  Hash?  4 points
  Magic Mushrooms?  4 points
14.  Do you do drugs regularly?  4 points
     bonus: at least 4 times a week  4 points
15.  Ever bought "soft" drugs?  4 points
16.  Ever sell drugs?  8 points
17.  Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points
18.  Ever used barbiturates?  8 points
19.  Ever used hallucinogens?  8 points
20.  Ever used narcotics? 10 points
21.  Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?  8 points
22.  Ever been on a date?  2 points
23.  Ever been felt up or groped?  2 points
     bonus: to orgasm  2 points
24.  Ever had sexual intercourse?  6 points
     bonus: on first date  2 points
25.  Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?  5 points
26.  Ever paid for sex?  8 points
27.  Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?  4 points
28.  Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed?  8 points
29.  Ever engage in oral sex?  4 points
     bonus: to orgasm  2 points
30.  Ever engage in anal sex?  6 points
     bonus: to orgasm  2 points
31.  Ever engage in the 69 position?  4 points
32.  Ever contract an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)? 12 points
33.  Ever had sex without a contraceptive?  4 points
34.  Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points
35.  Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?  4 points
36.  Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?  9 points
37.  Ever had sex in a public place?  6 points
38.  Ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual act?  4 points
39.  Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points
40.  Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification?  8 points
41.  Ever used sex toys?  6 points
42.  Ever pass out during sex?  5 points
43.  Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?  4 points
44.  Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?  3 points
45.  Ever bought something in a sex shop?  3 points
46.  Ever licked or had someone lick An eyeball --   2 points
     Toes --   1 point
     Ears --   1 point
     Anus --  5 points 
     YOUR OWN anus  5 points
47.  Ever had sex with a relative?  5 points
48.  Ever make someone else sleep in the wet spot?  6 points
49.  Does necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality turn you on? 20 points
50.  Ever been arrested?  8 points
     bonus: If convicted --  7 points

  < it's magic!

 

If you scored...
0- 20 You find Bible Quotes disturbing.
21- 40 It appears that you have a pulse... 
41- 60 A pulse AND warm skin.. don't get excited, dogs do too.
61-100 Welcome to the middle of the road.. watch for cars.
101-130 You are the average High School student.
131-160 You are the average COLLEGE student.
161-200  You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You belong in a zoo under lock & key! Definitely a party animal!

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