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Welcome to Mike Boles' Crank ('Em Out) Lab, where Wise
County's second favorite son (after Greggo, of course) posts his latest
morphed photo creations for your fun-n-yuks. |
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Are You Ready For
Some Jub-Jub???
(and Sweet Greggo)
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Your Dallas Desperados are getting ready
to hit the miniaturized field at Reunion Arena for their second
action-packed season of full-throttle Arena Football!
But there isn't just action on the turf,
as things are really starting to get hot up in the press box!
The voice of the Desperados, George "Jub-Jub"
Dunham, is totally psyched about being brought back as the team's
play-by-play man.
Here we see The Jubinator modeling
the latest item from the Dallas Desperados team catalog, the official
logo jock strap.
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah, indeed... |
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Meanwhile, the league's most outrageous
color commentator, Sweet Greggo, is back for another season of
masterful bon-mots. A disciple
of the Jesse Ventura/Jerry Lawler school of sports announcer fashion,
Sweet Greggo is certain to attract both ladies and gentlemen alike
with his pink satin jacket and legendary collection of feathered boas.
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
GATHER 'ROUND, GATHER 'ROUND!!! |
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©2002 Heft
Trifecta™ Productions
Previous installments of Mike's
Crank ('Em Out) Lab:
December 9, 2002
November 25, 2002
November 18, 2002
November 11, 2002
November 4, 2002
October 28, 2002
October 21, 2002
October 14, 2002
October 7, 2002
September 30, 2002
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