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After his unceremonious dumping from The Ticket payroll, Expo spent a brief period immersing himself in his Hassidic roots.  He even attempted to become a Rabbi, until he was busted for hiding pork-n-porn under his training Yarmulke.

Despondent and embarrassed, Expo fled his family in shame and took to the streets with a kosher squeegee and bottle of seltzer in an effort to earn red meat money by cleaning windshields on Victory Avenue and the other various sidestreets adjacent to the AAC.

SHALOM!