[ Friday, May 03, 2002 ]
The Friday Real-o-Meter
Well, the first installment was an unmitigated SMASH HIT with well over 3 responses. It's unanimous that Alanis rates a big fat 3. Some Quotes such as: "Jagged Little Pill was a great album" and "I'm subtracting points for the second album because very few of the songs on it actually resemble music." seem to form the consensus. The jury is still out on Alanis Morrisette, which doesn't really help me in my own mind. I picked her first for the very reason that I cannot decide if she is real or not. She is teetering on skinny ledge between being a real artist and being a twirly, whiny, horse-faced parody of herself.
and now, I present you with this week's victim.
Quentin Tarantino
Peter Palermo [10:58 AM]
Hoopla.com update
read this for context and the unforgivable acts of the unthinking Verisign machine.
read this for current status
read this for current Leslie Harpold content.
Peter Palermo [9:58 AM]
[ Thursday, May 02, 2002 ]
remember when I was talking about squids? Here ya go.
Peter Palermo [3:16 PM]
[ Wednesday, May 01, 2002 ]
Last week, I posted about a motorcycle wreck I saw in my neighborhood. As a daily rider myself, I was anxious to know the details. Amazingly, the injured rider saw the post on the news group and wrote back with an update. He was broadsided while making a left turn in front of an SUV, he's been found at fault and is mending a broken leg. However, I wanted to share his words.
As I was wheeled into the emergency room on strecher, the first doctor to greet me asked if I would ride again after this accident. After promply responding "of course", he said he was taking a survey and out of approximately 50 motorcycle accident injury victims, not a single person has answered "no" to him yet.
I don't find this hard to believe in the slightest.
Peter Palermo [9:38 AM]
[ Tuesday, April 30, 2002 ]
Just what tabloids are supposed to do
Peter Palermo [5:11 PM]
[ Monday, April 29, 2002 ]
(via mcsweeney's)
R A P P E R O R
T O I L E T R Y ?
BY MIKE DAULTON
- - - -
1. Suave
2. Nice & Smooth
3. Soft & Gentle
4. Shyne
5. All Fresh
6. All Natural
7. Remedy
8. D-Flame
9. Cream Silk
10. Volume 10
11. Dimension
12. Cool Breeze
13. Smooth Appeal
14. Q-Tip
Toiletry: 1, 3, 5, 9, 11, and 13.
Rapper: 2, 4, 6, 7, 8, 10, and 12.
Both toiletry and rapper: 14.
Peter Palermo [5:03 PM]
[ Sunday, April 28, 2002 ]
What do you think, Sarah?
Peter Palermo [12:42 PM]
