Peter picked a peck of pickled peppers
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Then
WHAT
the fuck were these so called "pickLed peppers" doing unpicked?
Who the FUCK pickled them?  God damn it, what the HELL is goin' on with these here pickled peppers?
Shit.
 
 

Can you beat this for a Haiku from hell ?   (Yes, I know it's not in Haiku format, but it doesn't rhyme either, so there!
 

Send in your favorite poetry.

I dare you.