UP IN SMOKE
Man Stoner
(Tommy Chong): You
wanna get high man?
Pedro De
Pacas (Cheech Marin):
Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?
Motorcycle Cop: Sir, could I please see your license?
Pedro: Whuut?
Motorcycle
Cop: Your license. Where's your license?
Pedro: It's back there on the bumper, man!
Pedro: Hey
how am I driving, man?
Man Stoner: [looks around]
: I think we're parked.
Pedro: Yo
man, open up it's Dave.
Man Stoner: Dave?
Pedro: Yeah
man it's Dave, open up.
Man Stoner: Dave’s not here,
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Dave’s not here, man.
INS guy: So, how long you've been in Mexico?
Pedro: A week. I mean a day.
INS guy: Well, which is it? A week or a day?
Pedro: A weekday.
Pedro: Mexican Americans like to answer telephones
and say hello to whoever is on the other line.
Mexican Americans
Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights, they like
flowers, and music and white girls named Debbie too.
Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chela
and Chema and have a son in law named Jeff.
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning,
but they have to, so they do it real slow.
Mexican Americans love education, so they go to night school and they take
Spanish and get a B.
Mexican Americans love their Nanas and
their Nonos and their
Ninas and their Ninos........ Nanu Nanu Nina Nono!
Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....
Born In East
LA
Rudy: Hey
Man, whaaas sappening?
