Foxbat's Rebuttal!

Crash! Boom! BANG! Okay, Bub. What's the Big Idea here, anyway? Who said anyone could turn this Web Page into a big Harbinger Angst Fest, anyway?

Lemme tell ya, that's not the way it happened at all.

The Harbinger of Justice owes everything to good ole me, ya know. I taught him everything he knows. You see, I used to be his Sidekick.

Ah, those were the good old days. It ain't easy fighting off the Hero Editors, Bub. If it weren't for me, Enemies Assemble! wouldn't have been anywhere near as exciting. In fact, my inclusion is what made the whole book. The High and Mighty Hero Editor almost didn't want to include me. "We're looking for real Master Villains", he said. Well, let me tell ya, Bub, how do you get any more villainous than the Mighty Foxbat! I've got the Master Plan for every occassion! Enuf said. Bruce Harlick vs Foxbat

Personally, I think it's just as well that Harbinger fellow got a few Experience Points clipped. He ought to lighten up, get a sense of humor. That was really no way to treat his faithful Sidekick.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Ping Pong Gun . . . ."

I get no respect. Here I am, one of the Mightiest Villains of legends, and what do they do in Hollywood? They get my name wrong on my New Motion Picture. It's supposed to read Foxbat Forever, not that other silly name.

FOXBAT FOREVER

So remember, boys and girls! If you're in need of a Plan, Foxbat's the Man! Stay tuned til next time! Same Foxbat Time! Same Foxbat Channell! Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Very Important Reading to do.

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Created: April 21, 1995. Updated: July 14, 1995