I decided to create a gallery of potential Xanga pictures that did not make the cut. These pictures may have been at one time on my xanga, livejournal, buddy icon, or friendster, until I realized what an idiot I am.

#1 Xanga picture: The Baby Picture. Well I'm sure as you've gone Xanga-surfing, you have come a host of people with their baby pictures on their Xanga. They are probably ridiculously cute (like above), and show that person when they were best looking (like above). What a pimp. I could have got tons of girls if I still looked like that.
Taken by Edward and Betty Wong

#2 Xanga Picture: We Be Thuggin. Alot of people take these tough guy pictures. I remember one time searching Xangas, and I came across this guy that I knew, but I did not recognize him at all in his picture. He was wearing a doorag, a jersey. He was gangster that is for sure. Well, this I realized is not gangster at all, I am wearing a beanie that is not so gangster. I am lacking colorful gang colors. But the face, oh the face tells a story in itself. That is a gangster face.
Taken by a Jeremiahan

#3 Xanga picture: I'm a Rock Star. One cannot deny the Unusually long Asian hair accompanied by a Zoolander-esque (someone correct my spelling) facial expression. The black and white background just scream CD cover. The drums are in the back; no one knows its a church and I'm not going to tell you. It'll take away from it's Xanga potential.
Taken by Lauren Joe.

#4 Xanga picture: I'm a Clown. What else can you get from the picture? What is he wearing, duc tape? Why is his body contorted like that? What he is doing with his face? Why is so funny looking? What a dork!... no, what a clown! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Photo taken by a SFCAC girl.

#5 Xanga picture: I'm a Thinking Man. I think this is the most prominent picture out there that fills xangas. These type of pictures usually lead you to think a person is very serious. It is also the model pose that makes these pictures unrealistic. You will probably NEVER catch the person really looking like this in real life. The message here is, "Hey, you don't know everything about me, read my Xanga."
Photo taken by the good people from Prestige Portraits.